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Hysterias & Posteriors

Loons and Moons

Just Forget it!

How does Arab culture and values differ from western culture and values?

Another attempt resulted in ...

They put up a sign reading

Catatonics & High Colonics

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Minds and Behinds

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Unacceptable again!

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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

No, not a chance

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Scientists make stunning discovery hidden along 2,000-mile stretch of ancient Antarctic mountains: 'More dynamic … history than previously recognized' - Yahoo

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Everyone loved it.

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

I am noticing that some people are saying if Trump stayed in office that there wouldn't be any wars such as Ukraine and Russia, but when Biden came in office war started. What are your thoughts?

So, the docs changed it to read

Then came..

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Why do nearly all of the answers on Quora have “read more” and when I click on it, I get a virus warning every time? Has anyone else had this happen?

Thumbs down again.

No go.

share office space ...

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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

No way

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Still no good.

So they tried

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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Freaks and Cheeks

Still no good

What is better, 4 more years of Trump with the media trying to hurt him, or 8 years of DeSantis with the media licking booty, or 4 to 8 years of RFK with the media hating on him all the time? (Biden is not an option, he can't win)

Next, they tried...

Nuts and Butts

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Drinking coffee could help you age better, according to this Harvard study. - Stewartville Star

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Can you provide some examples of music with a free form structure?

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